The Auditor's Song
by Frank Riccobono
To the tune of the Arbiter's song from Chess.
I've a duty like a CPA’s
At the end of each round
On behalf of the officials
I must write each rank
In the blank – safe and sound:
I don't care if you're a typing whiz
Software can get out of hand
I’m meticulous upholding
The integrity
As you'll see, of the Grand
I'm doing math
With no mistakes
Checking each value
For the students’ sakes
Yes, I'm the Auditor
And I know score
Rank of three
And the speaker points?
Ninety-four
